141: because you told strangers about that first date

I fucking love these shoes: 

For starters, they’re wedges AKA the most comfortable heel in existence. 

Secondly, I paid $9 for them (believe it).

Thirdly, they complement my blue pants (which I also fucking love, which also only cost $8).

But most importantly, I just fucking love them. 

Rule #2 of Fashion (after nakedness): Excitement.

You have to be excited like guessing your favorite restaurant on a first date, like the car you saved for five years to buy, like the painting above your couch you’d rather stare at than the TV. 

If you don’t want to wear it the second you get home, don’t buy it.

This transforms your closet into a daily adventure, and your body, a fresh canvas. (And you can feel like a million bucks when it only costs you nineteen.)